Briley's funny thoughts

This morning:
Us--"Briley, what do you want for your birthday next month?"
Briley--"Hotdog stew"
Us--"Why hotdog stew?"
Briley--"Hotdogs taste so good that they will be great in a stew."


This afternoon:
We drive by a truck towing a car and Briley remarks, "That car's batteries must have runned out. He should just get a new battery instead of taking two cars to work."

This evening:
Briley--"Mommy, I want to play hee hockey."
Me--"You mean you want to play field hockey?"
Briley--"No, I mean hee hockey."
Me--"What's that?"
Briley--"It's field hockey, but you have so much fun that you laugh when you play, so it is hee hockey, like hee hee, I'm laughing. Don't you know that, Mom?"